And Rembrandt Slept...

Today I woke up early so I could be a super helpful dog while Mom was at work!

And Rembrandt slept....

First I helped the guy read his book! (he really likes it when I drool on his leg)

 

And Rembrandt slept...

 

 Then I helped vacuum the car....I am so helpful!

(Let's go get french fries man!!)

 And Rembrandt slept....

 Super Helpful Newty to the rescue!!!

Hey look! Rembrandt's awake!

College on the Horizon...

Let's go guys!

The people said I need to get ready to go to "college"..... so we went shopping for the essentials!

They had lots of cool stuff there... I got my list and I checked it twice....

I need a bookcase to store all the books I will read to fill my big head with knowledge! 

(I'm gonna do great things you know!)

And a bunk bed! I will be THE COOLEST roommate! I mean I love to play and sleep and all the best stuff!

And I will bring my guitar to sing songs and wooo the pretty ladies....

And bake cakes shaped like hearts so the instructors don't fail me when I'm late to class after a late night of Kong Pong.... (I'm too cute to fail!)

 

I hope they don't make me do my own laundry! I'm just a baby dog!

College is going to be a blast! I can't wait! 

-Phantom

We interupt your normal scheduled goldeness.....

 Hi everyone! I'm Bolt! Last week this crazy lady came and took photos of me and my Mom

 (and the big scary dog she has)

 

They wanted me to take photos with the big scary dog! But look at him! He's trying to eat my Mom!

So I ran away! Hahahahahhahahahahha! I thought I had a good plan!

But Mom told me not to be naughty.....soooooo

 I took a good photo with the scary dog (AND MOM!)

 Then is was time to put the big scary dog away and just take photos of me and Mom!

 I ran away from that too!!!!

(But they laughed at me so it's OK right?)

 I took some silly shots....

 

But of course we took amazing ones too!

Love you all!!!

(except you scary tall people)

-Bolt

How to torture a puppy.....Summer version!

Hi! Remy here.... Today I'm going to teach you how to torture a puppy.  I've become quite well versed in it over the years because my person insists on getting a new one every year...

First...Insert puppy. I have to admit. This one is kinda cute....But he's soooooo annoying that it doesn't make up for it... (and if he tries to play with my hog one more time there is gonna be a beat down)

Insert Jolly Ball (you have to take it away from the puppy, so yell squirrel or something)

Pee on the grass a lot so the people turn the sprinkler on to water it

"Accidentally" leave Jolly Ball in the middle of the sprinkler....

 Pooooooooor pupppy...... (evil laugh)

 He can't get his toy! Poooor tortured puppy!

 Don't worry I eventually taught him how to get it and he triumphiantly ran off with it.....

Such a happy dog!

(puppies.....so easy to make happy)

 And then played tug with the person's friend who I allow to live in the house...

(he's good for food sometimes)

- Rembrandt

BART Rides and Apple Watches

We took the BART to San Fransisco today!

 We had to wait a loooooooong time for our train...

Nope! Not our train!

Finally our train arrived!

Kind of a bumpy ride! But I was a good boy! 

Even got a compliment about my calmness from a stranger!

I love to pose in the city!

 Then we went into this great big store that was all see through. It was crazy busy because of something called a "grand opening".  I could see the whole world from the top story. The people called it the "Apple" store....sounds tasty!

I smiled at the people in hopes of something fun....

 

So I got to go down these crazy see through stairs!

(Of course I was awesome on them too!)

  I was hoping to get an Apple Watch.....But the people told me it wouldn't stay on my paw.....

Sigh.....

 

But I smiled anyway cause life is good!

(and all the Apple employees were in love with me!)

 

At least they let me look out the window again?

So tired....time to go home!

-Phannieman

So Stinken Cute!!!

 

Mr. Phannie Man (Me) hasn't had a blog in a while so I decided I would spam you with some really cute photos of me....

 Here's me in my favorite position....

 Yah I like that pose...

 Toys make good pillows!

 All the blood is going to my head!!!

 I love my brothers!!! (not sure how they feel about me)

 So fierce!

 I'm stuck!

 Is it time to go home yet?

I'm so stinken cute!!!! 

Love,

Phantom