I am not a lab!

So the other day I was just minding my own business and looking awesome in the backyard.....

 When someone ATTACKED ME WITH CLIPPERS!!!! 

(There might be a Pomeranian in there somewhere)

 

They half filled a 16 gallon bucket!!!

 

 And made me look like a lab with a fluffy tail!

I AM NOT A LABRADOR!!!!!

 In other news....

The Ocho is still is Phase 8....... Sigh