Rembrandt's Retirement Resort

Rembrandt's Retirement Resort

Golden Rules!

1. Must be over 7 years old to reside in the resort

(puppies are sometimes allowed but for a maximum of 14 months)

2. Blonde hair is preferred but other colors may be allowed on a case by case basis

3. Must have a cool backstory

4. Humans are allowed if they bring the proper amount of cookies

Current Residents

Isaac Newton

"Newty Pants" 

10 years old

Isaac was able to enter the resort early at 18 months (pass granted by the Remmy)

He is a rescue from Homeward Bound and was a bit of a looney toon when he arrived.

He's only half looney now!

Likes: Food, going places, snuggling on the comfy sac

Dislikes: Loud noises, change, being left by himself

Ellie 

"Smelly Ellie"

10 years old

Ellie came to the resort from Taiwan. We aren't sure of her story but we are sure its cool.

Mind of her own is an understatement but under that tough exterior is a marshmallow!

Likes: attention on her own terms

Dislikes: having her photo taken

Wilson 

"Starving Street Dog"

Umm your guess is as good as mine? years old

Wilson also came to the resort from Taiwan also. They said he was 3 but we aren't so sure. He lived on the streets in Taiwan and does a really good "starving street dog" impression still (even though he's a bit chubby now)

Likes: food

Dislikes:  hot spots

Phantom 

"Phannieman"

7 years old

Phantom is a retired guide dog. We raised him as a puppy and he worked for some years 

in Texas before coming home to us. 

He's prepping to be the second agility superstar in the house. 

Likes: going to the barn (or anyplace for that matter) and people

Dislikes: Ummmmmmm

Azara

"Zuzu"

9 years old

Azara is a retired guide and the most recent resident of the resort. We raised her as a puppy and she worked in Florida and California before coming home to us. 

She's still as goofy as ever all these years later!

Likes: stuffed toys, soft beds 

Dislikes: ummmmmmm

Traveling Residents

Garou

"Rou"

9.5 years old

Garou is one of our traveling residents. He doesn't technically live here but sure spends a lot of time here! And that great cause we love him!

Likes: Balls and killing toys

Dislikes: Dogs and humans getting in his face

                                    Gone But Not Forgotten

Rembrandt

"Remmy, Yellow Dog, Stinkledo...."

Remmy was the first resident and namesake for the resort. 

He loved everyone and we miss him everyday...

Likes: Steak and people

Dislikes: Kale

Griff

"Spiffy Griffy"

Griff was a rescue from Homeward Bound. We rescued him not long after we lost Remmy. He was a breeder in a puppy mill and in pretty rough shape. I'd told Rem before he left that I was going to devote my life to taking care of old unwanted dogs and make them feel loved and wanted in their golden years. Griff was the first but definitely not the last of them.

Likes: soft toys from the Bark Box. 

Dislikes: his previous life and cancer

Pierre

"Peepers"

Pierre is another Taiwan dog. We don't know much of his backstory but he was the sweetest guy in the world! His last meal before we left was and In and Out burger and some french fries.

Likes: BALLS
Disklikes: cancer

So this is the current crew...

Isaac, 2 retirees and two Taiwanese

I've never been happier!